Just did a 5k canoe and 20k bike ride
Me: “show me the new iPhone” Siri: “Searching Google for ‘hoe meat the nude eye fun'”
Thunderbolt, lightning, and iCloud. If they start calling apps “raindrops” I’ll switch to Android I swear to god.
The gas station restroom I just used had the BEST smelling hand soap.
“Golfed” a 74 today. On 9 holes.